Sometimes perfection can be perfect hell.

My name is Alison. I am here to create and destroy.

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    I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

    I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

    and he went dead silent

    had the opportunity and fucking seized it

    (via heavyweighthadouken)


    My favorite thing about this show is that they portray straight people as obnoxiously ignorant about sexuality as they actually are in real life.

    (Source: drtessarosetorres, via -thereandbackagain)

    When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.


    (Source: anondracomalfoy, via ruinedchildhood)


    the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

    (via explosionsinthedistance)

    this curse is one of permanent ache, Emma Bleker (via stolenwine)

    (via i-pulledthetrigger)

    Your name is beneath
    my tongue even as his
    fingers make their way
    between my thighs.

    This is my way of
    forgiving you; through
    the kind touch of those
    I wish I could love.



    what do you call a giraffe driving a car?

    a danger to society

    (via badwolfbutch)

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