Sometimes perfection can be perfect hell.

My name is Alison. I am here to create and destroy.

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    Me:then fucking act like it

    baconsloth:

    deoxyhemoglobin:

    I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

    I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

    and he went dead silent

    had the opportunity and fucking seized it

    (via heavyweighthadouken)

    headqueerleader:

    My favorite thing about this show is that they portray straight people as obnoxiously ignorant about sexuality as they actually are in real life.

    (Source: drtessarosetorres, via -thereandbackagain)

    When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.

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    (Source: anondracomalfoy, via ruinedchildhood)

    kiransingh:

    the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

    (via explosionsinthedistance)

    this curse is one of permanent ache, Emma Bleker (via stolenwine)

    (via i-pulledthetrigger)

    Your name is beneath
    my tongue even as his
    fingers make their way
    between my thighs.

    This is my way of
    forgiving you; through
    the kind touch of those
    I wish I could love.

    burritwo:

    starbuckers:

    what do you call a giraffe driving a car?

    a danger to society

    (via badwolfbutch)

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