I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him
I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”
and he went dead silent
had the opportunity and fucking seized it
My favorite thing about this show is that they portray straight people as obnoxiously ignorant about sexuality as they actually are in real life.
When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
Your name is beneath
my tongue even as his
fingers make their way
between my thighs.
This is my way of
forgiving you; through
the kind touch of those
I wish I could love.